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Here at GBNJ we offer many different levels of
service for all your supernatural elimination
needs. Just take a look at our professional menu
and select the level of service that fits your
budget and is right for you. |
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INVESTIGATION-
Do
you hear strange noises in the middle of the
night? Do you experience feelings of
dread in your basement or attic? Does
your child think the boogeyman is under
their bed? If you answered yes to any
of these questions, or maybe you just want
your house checked out to be on the safe
side, then perhaps the INVESTIGATION ONLY
service is right for you. A
professional, certified member of the GB-NJ
staff will show up at your home or business
and give it a cursory examination with the
latest in ghost detection technology. |
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Nothing
is FREE! Call for pricing. |
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ELIMINATION-
So you
have a ghost problem and you want it taken
care of immediately. Then we are the right
men for the job. At this level of service,
at least 2
fully trained and certified members will
arrive at you house or business with all the
necessary equipment to eliminate your ghost
problem at any cost.* |
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Entrapment |
$4,000.00 |
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NJ Sales Tax |
$ 280.00 |
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Proton Charging |
$1,000.00 |
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$5280.00 |
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*GHOSTBUSTERS-New
Jersey is not responsible for
any property or possessions
destroyed in the extermination
of said spectral entity.
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End of the World Prevention SERVICE-
Not designed for the
average citizen. The
Ghostbusters have a long history in
saving the world from a supernatural
related disasters.
Unfortunately some contracts with
government entities are not properly
compensated for due to the lack of
written agreements and agreed upon
prices. This
is the service that would be used
for Mesopotamian demi-Gods, devils
(of the Jersey variety), possessed
paintings with delusions of
world domination, or lets say 100ft
marshmallow men (or other food
related mascots). We will
utilize every tool at our disposal
and even some tools that will be
created to deal with this specific
problem. This Service is
designed for use by the Federal
Government, the State of New Jersey,
and any of its political
sub-divisions. If you find
yourself in need of this service,
please contact your nearest New
Jersey Paranormal Contracts
Oversight Commission Agent. |
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Prices will vary on
whether we have to save
your building, the city,
or the world.
Price will include a
deposit of $15,000 for
bail* as we do have a
tendency of being
arrested while pursuing
inter-dimensional
entities. |
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* If
we are not arrested during the case
the bail deposit will be refunded. |
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GHOSTBUSTERS-NJ is full licensed by
the New Jersey Paranormal Contract
Oversight Commission. |
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